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Señor Iosef Jones

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	I O S E F
	Name: Iosef Jones Age: 19 D.O.B.: January 17 Hometown: South Padre Island, Texas
	HISTORY Iosef was born in South Padre Island, Texas, to Louis and Bianca Jones, a few hours after his twin Nikolai. Louis works in the fashion industry; he owns a successful chain of stores, which get full during Spring Break. Bianca is an accountant – owns her own company - who lives for her job. It’s anyone’s guess how the couple made time to conceive and care for four children, but they did. For a while there, they were a happy couple. However, soon after the post-wedding bliss wore off and the children started coming, they started drifting apart very much. Up until when the twins turned thirteen, they still seemed like a normal, happy family. His father would bring Bianca jewellery he had sometimes designed himself, and she liked that very much. But from then on Bianca and Louis’s fighting stopped happening behind closed doors, and at a higher volume than ever. Their parents’ relationship was never the same again. They do what they can to hold the family together, but the more the parents fought the more the kids took different paths and interests. Today they don’t exactly hate each other, but it isn’t like they ‘hang out’. Iosef mostly does his own thing, hangs out with his friends from High School and loves to ‘show the Spring Break girls around’. The parents looked for counselling not long ago, but any and all methods aren’t working with the family. It is potentially worsening the situation, in fact. Not one of them is happy at home, and all of them are searching for a way out one way or another. The counsellor entered them in the contest hoping some isolation, and a family vacation might work. Family: mother (Bianca), father (Louis), twin brother (Nikolai) and younger brothers (Mstislav and Grigory) Career/Job: He works at a convenience store, has done for almost two years now.
	THE PERSON Physical Description: Iosef, like his brother, stands at 6’2”, has brown eyes and dark brown hair. He is a little careless about his looks, unless he really needs to look presentable. His hair has got three main states: either shoulder-length, short but grown/feathered, or actually short – the latter usually in the summer since long hair bothers him when it’s hot. He always wears a scruff, though, but almost never a full grown beard. He’s pretty built, because he works out about twice a week ever since he was 17, to counter the munchies effects. His clothing style consists in wife beaters, t-shirts, army jacket and button-up shirts when he’s working. Almost always wears jeans, too. His overall look is careless, but when girls are involved, it’s only pretend, and it actually might take him a while to achieve the sexy-but-couldn’t-care-less look. Personality: Iosef is a laid back, friendly guy. It usually takes him quite a lot to get mad at something; most of the time he just doesn’t care, or laughs it off. He is probably much more relaxed in his daily life than anyone else in his family, and he’s got a great sense of humor. For him, anything can be laughed at, provided it’s done right, and he’s also frequently heard cracking jokes. Never really having been in any stressful situations, despite the countless times he’s crossed the border into the USA with pot stashed away somewhere, Iosef would still probably handle it like he handles everything else: With relaxation and a bong. He realizes his family’s going through tough times, and he can see how bordering on abusive his mother gets. But Iosef has long ago come up with a defence mechanism which consists in letting it be. He doesn’t even give his mother the space to speak to him anymore, since he’s almost always out with friends, and locks himself in his room when he’s home. Of course things affect him deep down, and at times he is a completely different, serious and silent version of himself. However, nobody has ever witnessed this change – because when he locks himself in his room people just assume he’s playing videogames – and these phases never last that long. He can’t stay mad, sad or bummed for a long time. His ways of passing the time include cruising through town (and to Mexico to buy weed when he’s out), playing videogames and watching television. He’s also occasionally lucky with the ladies, but hasn’t had any serious girlfriends that deserve mentioning. He hasn’t got a life’s ambition as of yet, which pisses his parents off like it would any parents, but he usually simply states he needs time to figure it out. He is, clearly, different from his brothers as can be, and they don’t exactly move in the same circles; but that doesn’t mean that he won’t fall into place to help them if they ever need him to. Special skills/abilities: Well, apart from his weed-related skills, such as rolling one in mere seconds or making a bong out of anything found in a house, Iosef is good with people. He is nice and talkative and that makes him a very good clerk. He would probably be suited to deal with costumer service type of jobs. Being close to Mexico enough that he gets his weed from there, Iosef has had to learn the Spanish language, and he dominates it pretty well now. He’s also got a good singing voice and a talent for drama, but he hardly ever uses them, unless he’s in the middle of some sort of joke, or high, or both. Personal Weaknesses: Iosef has no direction or ambition. This may seem like a good thing, given that he doesn’t mind it, but the truth of the matter is that deep down, he knows he can’t be a convenience store clerk forever and that people usually think he’s a loser. Even some of his friends ended up going to community college for lack of anything better. He isn’t cultured in anything outside of his comfort zone: Action/Comic book movies and videogames. Of course he’s got the general knowledge of someone who hasn’t lived under a rock, but it doesn’t go beyond that. He doesn’t try to counter that tendency, either. It isn’t like he’s not intelligent – he is, he simply doesn’t put his intelligence to any use, much less a good one. It is like a little part of him that is locked away for later. Not only, but also because of smoking so much pot, Iosef doesn’t really allow himself to think. Not about himself, or his life, or his family. He brushes it all off and doesn’t reach conclusions, or make decisions. And because of that, he never moves on, and never evolves. Personal Strenghts: Iosef is a genuine nice guy. He’s helpful, smiley, and is almost always in a good mood. He makes for a great clerk, one the customers always compliment on to the boss. He’s also good at cheering people up, whether by giving them a smile or cracking a stupid joke. He is incredibly healthy, to the point of not remembering the last time he caught a cold. Really nothing seems to faze him, or his body. It is a perfect harmony in that sense. Sexuality: Heterosexual ETC: He is addicted to the show Weeds and has the biggest crush on Mary-Louise Parker
	THE CRUISE SHIP Passenger or Staff: Passenger Traveling With: His family: mother (Bianca), father (Louis), twin brother (Nikolai) and younger brothers (Mstislav and Grigory) Contest Entry: Involuntary. A family councillor entered the whole family in the contest in hopes a vacation would save them. Room: I Deck - 1028 - The Titans This room is themed to represent each of the Titan gods. The floors are a golden-colored marble, the walls a soft cream color. Through-out the main room are eight miniature columns, each topped with a statue of a Titan god and nameplate. The main sitting room has a mini kitchenette, as well as a couch, two arm-chairs, and a flat-screen TV. The furniture is all upholstered in gold, and the curtains covering the balcony doors match. There are two bedrooms, both identical, with a computer desk and queen-size bed. The linens are all gold cotton. The bathroom, which is done purely in gold marble, has a jacuzzi tub, and a shower stall that doubles as a mini steam room.
	EXTRA PB: Steven Strait Icons cosmicons, someweirdsin on GJ, rpgicons, iconaholic, peezncarruts, makethingsfunny, robins, Hollow-Art, the player (Diana)
	CONTACT Name: Diana E-mail: shadowpiranha [at] gmail [dot] com AIM: shadowpiranha13
CREDIT	I am not Steven Strait or Iosef Jones. Iosef Jones is a fictional character for the RPG Oblivion.

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